12 Things to Be Thankful About

This year, Thanksgiving may be slim for some families. As difficult as the economic times are, they are still improved from the past. You can be thankful that we no longer have to endure the following hardships. (This interesting history is from an anonymous email. I’ve made a few corrections as to the accuracy of it all.)

1. They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot and then once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive you were “Piss Poor.”

2. But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn’t even afford to buy a pot. They “didn’t have a pot to piss in”and were the poorest of the poor.

Here are some facts about the 1500s:

3. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell,  brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.
Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. (Snopes says people took bathes more often than once a year.)

YUM… Ben loves Thanksgiving Dinner!

4. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, “Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water!”

5. Houses had thatched roofs — thick straw — piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying “It’s raining cats and dogs.” (According to Snopes, cats and dogs did not go up on the thatched roofs.)

6. There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence,  a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That’s how the “Canopy Bed” came into existence. (This also is an exaggeration.)

7. The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, “Dirt poor.” The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: “A thresh hold.” (Too bad this is an American expression. Still people had dirt floors.)

8. In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, “bring home the bacon.” They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and “chew the fat.”

9. Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food causing lead poisoning.

10. “Kutt” the upper crust of a loaf of bread was good manners in 1460. The family got the middle and guests got the top, or the “upper crust.”

11. Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink. Hence the custom of “holding a wake.”

12. England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be “saved by the bell” or was considered “a dead ringer.”

One of our modern conveniences that I appreciate most is running water. I often marvel at how people managed without it! Now, whoever said history was boring!!!


One thought on “12 Things to Be Thankful About

  1. Celeste says:

    I absolutely love your website! Thank you so much for the history lesson…I enjoyed it while munching on Mint Chip ice cream…

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